Al Cotsworth
(to the tune of John Prine’s Dear Abby)
In the wee town of Vernon there came a decree:
“There’s not enough water for you and for me!”
“We’re starting restrictions this year at Stage Three”
“Xeri-scape your yards, don’t flush when you pee.”
Signed,
Al Cotsworth
Al Cotsworth, Al Cotsworth we have a complaint.
You warned of a drought and its clear there ain’t
So listen up buster -We’re tired of rain
There’s plenty of water for you to contain.
“Don’t water your gardens but one day a week.”
“Don’t ya know there’s no water down in Duteau Creek”
“Don’t even think about filling your pool
“Unless ya truck in the water or save up your drool.”
Signed,
Al Cotsworth
Al Cotsworth, Al Cotsworth we have a complaint.
You warned of a drought and its clear there ain’t
So listen up buster – We’re tired of rain.
There’s plenty of water for you to contain.
“Keep an eye on your neighbour in this time of drought
If they’re using water – won’t you please rat them out?”
And we’ll take to the skies with our new spotter plane
We can fly everyday ’cos there’s no chance of rain.”
Signed,
Al Cotsworth
Al Cotsworth, Al Cotsworth we have a complaint.
You warned of a drought and its clear there ain’t
So listen up buster – We’re tired of rain.
There’s plenty of water for you to contain.
See you online,
Brell ~ Brenda Ellis REALTOR ®
Your Okanagan Real Estate Umbrella
with Century 21 Executives Realty Ltd
(250)549-2103 Office Reception
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Century 21 Executives Realty Ltd.
2907 - 32nd St.
Vernon, BC V1T 5M2
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